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The Bush Song

To the music of «The Roof is on Fire» by the Bloodhound Gang
Hello my name is Bush and I’m an extremely stupid guy
But I got a big red button and I’m gonna blow you to the sky
I have a bad superiority complex and a very fragile ego
I have a little d*ck, a nuclear missile is my meat-o
I’ve done good things in the past and I’ve done good things in the future
I’ve killed lots and lots of people, oh I’m such a lovely creature
I broke the Kyoto-agreement ‘cuz pollution is my friend
Now I got so much more dirty money that I love to spend
(Chorus)
The world, the world, the world is on fire
The world, the world, the world is on fire
We don’t need no president let the mother****** burn, burn Mr. Bush, BURN.
I don’t believe in the greenhouse effect ‘cuz there ain’t that many green houses
And the only gases we smell here come anally out of my trousers
I’m gonna put environmentalists like cattle to the slaughter
There ain’t no real pollution just some dirty air and water
I spent millions of dollars on my little cheat election
Because money is the only way I get peoples affection
I got less votes than Al Gore but still I became president
As dictator I’ll become a permanent White-House resident.
(Chorus)
We hate, we hate, we all hate George Bush
We hate, we hate, we all hate George Bush
Noone really voted for the f*ck he’s just a cheat
Re-election, NOW!
– The End –
As some of you may recognize, parts of the song are actually quotes (some slightly rewritten, but keeping their original content) by George W. Bush himself. («I’ve done good things in the past and I’ve done good things in the future». «I don’t believe in the greenhouse effect ‘cuz there ain’t that many green houses». «There ain’t no real pollution just some dirty air and water»)
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