Rule #1: Everything can burn if it’s plastic.
Rule #2: «That is the boyscout his, that» should be said when you’re near a boyscout doing stuff.
Rule #3: Rules you can’t forget is rules to remember.
Rule #4: Any given stone, thrown in the right way, will eventually jump a thousand times.
Rule #5: Martin is the boyscout his, that.
Rule #6: Just do it then well!
Rule #7: Anything will burn if it’s lit enough.
Rule #8: Burning stuff is fun.
Rule #9: If you’re at the bottom of a full well, it’s possible that you will drown.
Rule #10: If you don’t dare, you have to face your fear. (This is a very important rule! Never breake it!!!)
Rule #11: ‘Kind of’ is kind of a bad saying.
Rule #12: Singing is better than drinking.
Rule #13: It means bad luck to be overdriven by 13 steam road rollers.
Rule #14: Enough is enough.
Rule #15: Gjerlaug always cheats.
Rule #16: You are a millionaire if you have one million money (or stones?).
Rule #17: Crescendo, the outplace in Hamar, sucks!
Rule #18: Gun is fun, because rhyming is.
Rule #19: Everyone can spå the weather, beacuse everyone has a spåmann (or woman) in himself (or herself). And don’t worry if you spås wrong, because that can happen to everyone.
Rule #20: That happens to everyone.
Rule #21: Always kill the president.
Rule #22: There is nothing to fear, and nothing to doubt.
Rule #23: Everyone over 14 years can come in to Munken (another outplace in Hamar) on a thursday night.
Rule #24: Any given changety changed the right way could eventually feed any given child.
Rule #33: You should check your manual if you think that you defends our civilization by attacking it.
Rule #45: You can buy almost anything if you have enough money.
Rule #49: You are a lissom-millionaire if you have one million lissom-money.
Rule #50: One lissom-money is the same as one dollar, or one pound, or one euro, or even one crown, so there’s nothing to worry about if you have lissom money.
Rule #76: You could dry the rain if you have a big enough bål.