{"id":1402,"date":"2005-08-19T23:18:44","date_gmt":"2005-08-19T23:18:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gjemmesiden.net\/public\/?p=1402"},"modified":"2005-08-19T23:18:44","modified_gmt":"2005-08-19T23:18:44","slug":"im-a-failure-i-cant-even-fake-the-death-of-a-stripper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gjemmesiden.net\/public\/?p=1402","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m a failure. I can&#8217;t even fake the death of a stripper."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>P\u00e5 tide \u00e5 kutte ut C\u00e6sar&#8217;n, losers. Halv \u00e5tte p\u00e5 mandag starter nemlig en r\u00e5 tv-serie p\u00e5 TV3 &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fox.com\/arresteddev\/\">Arrested Development<\/a>. If\u00f8lge Cato skal de vise to episoder p\u00e5 mandag, og deretter en episode fra tirsdag til torsdag.<br \/>\nSj\u00f8l har jeg jo sett en del av serien, og m\u00e5 si at det kanskje er den beste komi-serien jeg har sett. Anbefales!<br \/>\n<strong>George Michael Bluth:<\/strong> Oh, my God! It&#8217;s your mom and gangee!<br \/>\n<strong>Mae &#8216;Maebe&#8217; Funke:<\/strong> What are they doing here?<br \/>\n<strong>George Michael Bluth:<\/strong> They&#8217;re adults! They&#8217;re allowed to have fun whenever they want. We&#8217;re kids, we&#8217;re supposed to work!<br \/>\n<strong>Michael Bluth:<\/strong> <em>[looking at a gift basket Michael received]<\/em> Didn&#8217;t you get one of those, too? You bought Lindsay at the same auction.<br \/>\n<strong>Tobias F\u00c3\u00bcnke:<\/strong> Yes, but I&#8217;m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, and now I think I have something of a mess on my hands.<br \/>\n<strong>Michael Bluth:<\/strong> Wow, there&#8217;s just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.<br \/>\n<strong>Tobias F\u00c3\u00bcnke:<\/strong> Are you calling me a coward?<br \/>\n<strong>Warden Stefan Gentles:<\/strong> There&#8217;s only one man I&#8217;ve ever called a coward, and that&#8217;s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I&#8217;m calling you is a television actor.<br \/>\n<strong>Tobias F\u00c3\u00bcnke:<\/strong> Ouch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/gjemmesiden.net\/public\/?p=1402\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to I&#8217;m a failure. I can&#8217;t even fake the death of a stripper.\"><p>P\u00e5 tide \u00e5 kutte ut C\u00e6sar&#8217;n, losers. Halv \u00e5tte p\u00e5 mandag starter nemlig en r\u00e5 tv-serie p\u00e5 TV3 &#8211; Arrested Development. If\u00f8lge Cato skal de vise to episoder p\u00e5 mandag, og deretter en episode fra tirsdag til torsdag. Sj\u00f8l har jeg jo sett en del av serien, og m\u00e5 si at det kanskje er den [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[19],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gjemmesiden.net\/public\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1402"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gjemmesiden.net\/public\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gjemmesiden.net\/public\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gjemmesiden.net\/public\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gjemmesiden.net\/public\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gjemmesiden.net\/public\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1402\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gjemmesiden.net\/public\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gjemmesiden.net\/public\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gjemmesiden.net\/public\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}