{"id":1051,"date":"2001-12-01T15:15:31","date_gmt":"2001-12-01T15:15:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gjemmesiden.net\/public\/?p=1051"},"modified":"2001-12-01T15:15:31","modified_gmt":"2001-12-01T15:15:31","slug":"rules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gjemmesiden.net\/public\/?p=1051","title":{"rendered":"Rules"},"content":{"rendered":"

Rule #1:<\/strong> Everything can burn if it’s plastic.
\nRule #2:<\/strong> «That is the boyscout his, that» should be said when you’re near a boyscout doing stuff.
\nRule #3:<\/strong> Rules you can’t forget is rules to remember.
\nRule #4:<\/strong> Any given stone, thrown in the right way, will eventually jump a thousand times.
\nRule #5:<\/strong> Martin is the boyscout his, that.
\nRule #6:<\/strong> Just do it then well!
\nRule #7:<\/strong> Anything will burn if it’s lit enough.
\nRule #8:<\/strong> Burning stuff is fun.
\nRule #9:<\/strong> If you’re at the bottom of a full well, it’s possible that you will drown.
\nRule #10:<\/strong> If you don’t dare, you have to face your fear. (This is a very important rule! Never breake it!!!)
\nRule #11:<\/strong> ‘Kind of’ is kind of a bad saying.
\nRule #12:<\/strong> Singing is better than drinking.
\nRule #13:<\/strong> It means bad luck to be overdriven by 13 steam road rollers.
\nRule #14:<\/strong> Enough is enough.
\nRule #15:<\/strong> Gjerlaug always cheats.
\nRule #16:<\/strong> You are a millionaire if you have one million money (or stones?).
\nRule #17:<\/strong> Crescendo, the outplace in Hamar, sucks!
\nRule #18:<\/strong> Gun is fun, because rhyming is.
\nRule #19:<\/strong> Everyone can sp\u00e5 the weather, beacuse everyone has a sp\u00e5mann (or woman) in himself (or herself). And don’t worry if you sp\u00e5s wrong, because that can happen to everyone.
\nRule #20:<\/strong> That happens to everyone.
\nRule #21:<\/strong> Always kill the president.
\nRule #22:<\/strong> There is nothing to fear, and nothing to doubt.
\nRule #23:<\/strong> Everyone over 14 years can come in to Munken (another outplace in Hamar) on a thursday night.
\nRule #24:<\/strong> Any given changety changed the right way could eventually feed any given child.
\nRule #33:<\/strong> You should check your manual if you think that you defends our civilization by attacking it.
\nRule #45:<\/strong> You can buy almost anything if you have enough money.
\nRule #49:<\/strong> You are a lissom-millionaire if you have one million lissom-money.
\nRule #50:<\/strong> One lissom-money is the same as one dollar, or one pound, or one euro, or even one crown, so there’s nothing to worry about if you have lissom money.
\nRule #76:<\/strong> You could dry the rain if you have a big enough b\u00e5l.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Rule #1: Everything can burn if it’s plastic. Rule #2: «That is the boyscout his, that» should be said when you’re near a boyscout doing stuff. Rule #3: Rules you can’t forget is rules to remember. Rule #4: Any given stone, thrown in the right way, will eventually jump a thousand times. Rule #5: Martin […]<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gjemmesiden.net\/public\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1051"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gjemmesiden.net\/public\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gjemmesiden.net\/public\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gjemmesiden.net\/public\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gjemmesiden.net\/public\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1051"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gjemmesiden.net\/public\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1051\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gjemmesiden.net\/public\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1051"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gjemmesiden.net\/public\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1051"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gjemmesiden.net\/public\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1051"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}